Please don't think less of us....

I am kinda down today... not really sure why, so I thought I would tell you a funny story about Sausage and my brother "Dumbass" today. As you all know... Christmas was very busy for me. I spent a lot of time with my Family. I had a small party for New Years, Scarlet, Sausage, Lin, Dumbass and Princess came over to drink, eat and be merry. Dumbass spent most of his time showing all of us random things on You Tube... here is the one he was most giddy about it is called "Jizz in my pants".... don't worry it is not graphic at all just funny. It is like the music video that Justin Timberlake did called "Dick in a Box" for SNL last year... he actually makes a cameo in this one too.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4



Anyway now that you have watched it you can understand the rest of the story. So... Sausage, Dumbass and I smoke.... so we were out on the deck since we don't smoke in the house (no smoke for the babies ever, not even in the car). I asked the guys "Does that really happen to guys?" We like to talk about things and we are all pretty blunt and open. Sausage and Dumbass both told me stories of time that it had happened to them *cringes* (all I wanted was a "yes" or "no"). So the rest of the evening every time my brother did anything he jerked his body and sang "..and I Jizzed in my pants"...(when he opened the fridge, took a drink of beer, ate a little smokie, so on and so forth) lets just say by the end of the night I was glad I was realllllly drunk because then Sausage stared doing it to and we couldn't stop laughing.... so enjoy and I will hope that all of you don't think we are a bunch of sickos dancing around and talking about sex every 2 mins when we are together (even though we might be).

I got my First Award

Before Sausage Mechanic retired he did give me an award. Part of the rules are that you must give 10 honest things about yourself and then nominate some others (I think 7) and then they do the same. I don't follow that many and If I do they already have the award so I will put a couple out there at the end. I am very humbled about this, I have not blogged for long but Sausage said my blog was very good and he wanted me to keep doing it. So here you go 10 honest things about me.

1. I haaaaate the phrase "Making Love"..... gag me with a spoon. I think it is cheesy and stupid. I feel that you do not have to love someone to have sex with them. Sex is fun and as long as it is done with consent on both parties and is safe... should be done often and with multiple people unless you are in a committed relationship (then you should only do it with each other). The phase's, "Do it" (what are we going to do?) and "sleep together" (like you are actually sleeping" don't do it for me either. Lets call it as it is... sex and be proud!!!!

2. I apologize for everything..... I mean everything, even if I have no control over the situation. I appologize when someone is having a bad day, if someone runs in to me, if someone drops something, it is annoying. People constantly ask "Why are you apologizing to me?... you didn't do anything".... I can only speculate... My mother has not once in her life, has been able to apologize for ANYTHING. I think I am making up for all the apologies I should have received.

3. When I am on the road in my car, it is my road. I am the person who is speeding by you, flipping you off because I have to pass you even though you are going 10 miles OVER the speed limit. I tailgate because I am impatient, I talk on my cell phone and I am a left lane driver. You may all cuss me now.... I don't care. I do drive better when my kids are in the car.

4. Speaking of kids... As much as I cannot picture my life with out Wubbers and Roo Roo, I wish I would have waited I little while longer before I had them. If I could do it again, but wouldn't be able to have them exist, I would have done it the same. My children are the light of my life and I love them more than I could have thought possible. I just wish me and Bill could have spent more time as a couple before we became parents. I also wish I could have finished college. Now, here I am trying to juggle everything at once.

5. I wanted to be a Forensic Pathologist when I grew up. I started going to college for it and realized a couple of things.... 1 studies show that people with that type of work do not marry or have kids because of crazy hours and look out life is bleak because of all the death. 2. I would have to go to school for as long as a brain surgeon, hey I liked school but not that much. 3. I couldn't afford it, I had no savings for college and the timing was bad for me and my parents. Why you may ask would I want to do that????? To me death is not a morbid thing, it happens to everyone. I wanted to be a doctor but the risk of hurting or killing someone I couldn't live with, dead people didn't feel or die. Trying to figure out why someone died is the last great mystery and that has always interested me.

6. I am a history buff... I watch a lot of History movies and read alot of history books. My fav periods of time are the 2nd World War, Ancient Greece and The Renaissance. I love to here about past lives and past cultures, I believe that we prepare for the future by looking to the past for the mistakes that have been made by others.

7. If Vampires existed I would want to be one. Call me crazy but I think the idea of living forever and being able to be a menacing presence would be really cool. Also Vampires are sexy....

8. It is really hard coming up with 10 things

9. If I could afford it I would get a boob job. I have never been big breasted... before I had kids I weighed about 93 lbs and had an "A "cup and always wished I could have bigger ones. Now that my kids have made them "less perky" I would like to fix that..... 34 D please.

10. Even though I hate my ex-stepfather, I am glad I met him... he helped make me the way I am today. Same with my ex-boyfriend that was terrible to me... I believe God doesn't give you stuff that you can't handle, what you do with the experience can only make you stronger.

I give this award to.....

BaconLady - even though she has never commented to me, I find her blog awesome.

DivineChaos - She was one of my first followers after I followed her, she is funny and loves to write about her daughter

at last but not least ThePrincessoftheUniverse- this is very honest blog, I enjoy the girliness.

I would have also given an award to the following but they already have it

Gwen, and Expat

I love them so much.