My Mazda: part 2

So as I have told you my Mazda runs on love... my first winter the heater core went out... It was replaced but it never got warmer (except in the summer) than 30 degrees in the car. Dumbass, Sookie and I would have to thaw out after we made trips back and forth from my parents house. I think that is why to this day that I don't like my car very warm... I will turn on the seat warmer but I won't turn on the heat unless the kids are in the car with me. My passenger window stopped rolling down and we had to have it permanently placed in the upright position.

I had many adventures in the Mazda...countless trips to the College that Scarlett and Jill stayed... or just driving around with my friends (gas was only $.80 a gallon)... there was a time that after my high school boyfriend broke up with me, my girlfriends and I piled in to the Mazda and took a road trip to the exes house. Materials that we brought were as follows.
1. Five giggly girls in heels
2. One bumper sticker that said "I am so gay I can't even think straight"
3. Razor Blade to slash bumper sticker so you could not pull it off in one piece
4. Flashlights
I am not sure how we weren't caught because we were loud and not stealthy at all, but we applied said sticker. Next day we laughed even harder when we saw his car with sticker still intact.

Some memories with Dumbass: He on the other hand hated me having a car... he thought just because I could drive that I should take him everywhere he and his friends wanted. That was a no... unless I got something in return. One day he was so angry that he kicked my Mazda and put a big dent in it, for coarse since his shoes were dirty I noticed the foot print and able to recognize it as my brothers Doc Martins (hence why we call him Dumbass). Not only did I make him wash my baby and pop the dent out. I told him that if he ever wanted to go any where again with me he would have to dress up like one of my girlfriends. He did once, after that I didn't make him again (the staring from others was too much) ..... There was this one time that I was taking Dumbass and Sookie to my parents.... Dumbass pissed me off so I made him sit in the backseat and Sookie got to ride shotgun.... he needed a newspaper for a school project so I stopped at the front of the grocery store....when he came to the car and placed his hand on the door handle... I sped off about 30 feet so he would have to chase us... after doing that about 4 more times, he had about 1/6 of the paper left and he was out of breath and cursing. Sookie and I were crying and about peeing our pants from laughing... the look on his face was priceless ...When I think back and talk to my siblings about it, Sookie and I still laugh hard... Dumbass gets pissed.

Some memories with Sookie: Sookie was in Junior High when I got the Mazda so I used to pick her up at school all the time. When she was in school she brought home a leaf and grew a tree from that, her mistake was placing it close to where I would park. I ran over her little sapling more times than I could count, it would make her so angry. I drove by the old house some months ago and it was still there...all grown up now...it was one tough tree. Sookie was my annoying little sister but, she was always there for me and looked up to me. Some of my best memories were in that car with her. I would get home around 2:00am and wake her up to take her to Taco Bell on the weekends after I had been out with my friends. She never complained and would say that it was so cool of me to do that for her.... Sookie still remembers those nights and told me recently that those nights were the best she can remember living in that house.

It was a sad day when that car finally gave up...since it ran on love I never had engine problems, but the body of the car finally gave out. I fully aware that my baby would soon give out because my backseats were being pushed higher and higher up. Mechanics had told me that the undercarriage was so badly rusted that they were wondering how the car was still together. When it rained I couldn't put anything on the floor boards and the trunk because things got wet. June 21st 2001 it happened, it was late and I was driving home from work...they were doing road construction on one of the main streets and I might have been going a little fast. I hit a bump and I heard my car make an awful sound... I got home and went to bed not even thinking about it. When I woke up I saw the damage... my baby's back passenger wheel could not be seen from the back...the body finally gave out and my rear axle was where my back seat should have been. I cried so hard... Sausage came over and took me to lunch....we went car shopping and I picked out and purchased my first new car. The dealership gave me $50 for my car and I never saw her again.

My Mazda taught me one important lesson:

I can drive, smoke, shift and talk on my cell all at the same time

She might be dead but always alive in my mind.

Please don't think less of us....

I am kinda down today... not really sure why, so I thought I would tell you a funny story about Sausage and my brother "Dumbass" today. As you all know... Christmas was very busy for me. I spent a lot of time with my Family. I had a small party for New Years, Scarlet, Sausage, Lin, Dumbass and Princess came over to drink, eat and be merry. Dumbass spent most of his time showing all of us random things on You Tube... here is the one he was most giddy about it is called "Jizz in my pants".... don't worry it is not graphic at all just funny. It is like the music video that Justin Timberlake did called "Dick in a Box" for SNL last year... he actually makes a cameo in this one too.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4



Anyway now that you have watched it you can understand the rest of the story. So... Sausage, Dumbass and I smoke.... so we were out on the deck since we don't smoke in the house (no smoke for the babies ever, not even in the car). I asked the guys "Does that really happen to guys?" We like to talk about things and we are all pretty blunt and open. Sausage and Dumbass both told me stories of time that it had happened to them *cringes* (all I wanted was a "yes" or "no"). So the rest of the evening every time my brother did anything he jerked his body and sang "..and I Jizzed in my pants"...(when he opened the fridge, took a drink of beer, ate a little smokie, so on and so forth) lets just say by the end of the night I was glad I was realllllly drunk because then Sausage stared doing it to and we couldn't stop laughing.... so enjoy and I will hope that all of you don't think we are a bunch of sickos dancing around and talking about sex every 2 mins when we are together (even though we might be).