Please don't think less of us....

I am kinda down today... not really sure why, so I thought I would tell you a funny story about Sausage and my brother "Dumbass" today. As you all know... Christmas was very busy for me. I spent a lot of time with my Family. I had a small party for New Years, Scarlet, Sausage, Lin, Dumbass and Princess came over to drink, eat and be merry. Dumbass spent most of his time showing all of us random things on You Tube... here is the one he was most giddy about it is called "Jizz in my pants".... don't worry it is not graphic at all just funny. It is like the music video that Justin Timberlake did called "Dick in a Box" for SNL last year... he actually makes a cameo in this one too.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4



Anyway now that you have watched it you can understand the rest of the story. So... Sausage, Dumbass and I smoke.... so we were out on the deck since we don't smoke in the house (no smoke for the babies ever, not even in the car). I asked the guys "Does that really happen to guys?" We like to talk about things and we are all pretty blunt and open. Sausage and Dumbass both told me stories of time that it had happened to them *cringes* (all I wanted was a "yes" or "no"). So the rest of the evening every time my brother did anything he jerked his body and sang "..and I Jizzed in my pants"...(when he opened the fridge, took a drink of beer, ate a little smokie, so on and so forth) lets just say by the end of the night I was glad I was realllllly drunk because then Sausage stared doing it to and we couldn't stop laughing.... so enjoy and I will hope that all of you don't think we are a bunch of sickos dancing around and talking about sex every 2 mins when we are together (even though we might be).