Monday, December 29, 2008

I was Interviewed by a Princess

Princess of the Universe Interviewed me and here are the questions she asked...

1. So your Dad's a blogger too, is that a lot of pressure to live up to? Do you try to make your blog like his?
My father is a blogger too and he did encourage me to start my own. My father is a lot like me in multiple ways and he knew this would be some kind of therapy for me to talk about stuff that sometimes I don't want to. I do try to make it funny since he is, but some of my darker side will come across in some later posts I am just having some fun right now. He is very calculated in what he posts and I am very random, my mind goes I million miles a minute and his does not.
2. On that note, what's the worst thing you ever did as a child and totally got caught and grounded for?
I would have to say when I got caught smoking at a very young age. I used to steal packs of cigs and my father never knew until, they caught my sister with one in her room and she totally ratted me out. I was grounded forever, I was about 12 years old then. I do smoke now and still love the taste of Menthol.
3. I know that your Dad reads this, so is there anything that you did (as a child/five minutes ago) that you're willing to confess to here? (Let's remember this is a public forum- I maybe wouldn't confess to any major felonies here.)
I moved out of my fathers house when I was a freshman in high school and moved in with my mother. I did this to protect her from her 2nd husband and my ex-stepfather. I was a punching bag mentally and physically for 4 years and never told my father until recently. I did it because my stepfather hated me so much and he didn't mess with my mom or my sisters when I moved in. I did do terrible things to him later in life. When I was 17 I got in a huge fight with him and hocked up a huge snot ball and spit in his face, I did it in front of my brothers friend and my brother, when he went to hit me he couldn't because there were witnesses and I was a minor. That was one of the best days of my life, my mother left him about a week later. I came home and she told me to get my stuff we were leaving, we left and I never had to see him again. I keep tabs on him, the day he dies Dumbass and Sookie will go to the funeral, get drinks and dance on his grave. Just the three of us, fuck therapy that it all I need.
4. I feel like I need to censor my questions because of parental participation, so I'm gonna give you a choice on this one:a) How old were you when you lost your virginity? Are you willing to tell the story?b) (G-rated question) What is the worst date you've ever been on?
My father and me are pretty open so I don't mind asking about my virginity. I was 17, January 17th 2000. It was with Derrick my first real boyfriend. It was at his house, in his bed, we were listening to NIN (Fragile disk Left). He was very respectful and asked me an million times, because he wanted to make sure I was ready. It was ok, I was glad that sex got better over the years. ***Warning this might be IMI for some of you*** I am lucky I can have orgasms by intercourse, My husband was the only guy that sex was so good that I found that out.
5. What kind of housekeeper are you? Neat Freak? You name your pet dust bunnies?
I have small children so I like to say that I am clean but cluttered. My kitchen is always spotless and so is my bedroom since those are the only places the babies don't have access to. The rest of the house is full of toys..... mountains and mountains of toys.

xo
The only rules are that you have to link back to this post .
Want to be part of it? Follow these instructions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions."

3 comments:

Princess of the Universe said...

I loved your answers, thanks for indulging me and being so willing to share some difficult/personal memories.
xo

Anonymous said...

When Alice and I discussed number 3 recently, I told her it was probably just as well she didn't say anything at the time as I would now be a convicted murderer. Could I come dance on the grave also? That asshole gave me a rough way to go too.

This is risky, but, you can interview me...no holds barred.

LegalMist said...

I am wondering why your Dad's blog seems to be "off the air"? When I try to go there, I get a message that says the blog "Has been removed." Is he re-designing, or has he really quit the blogosphere?!?