I forgot why I am writing this

Remember before you read this that my blog is called "Mindless Rambling of a 26 year old" so know that I have warned you!!! Before I started Blogging I was a Facebookaholic. I still go everyday.... I add friends, and accept gifts, answer my inbox, save the rain forest, send Coach bags, send drinks, and take stupid quizzes. I can blog there too but I have much more fun talking about my family and friends with out them knowing. I was sent a quiz the other day but one of my friends it was called "What is your actual age?" With that inspiration I have made my own quiz up I am calling it "What is your actual age, according to Alice?" After the quiz I have a story to go along with it.

Start with your actual age:

"Are you currently Married?"

Yes- add 5 years
No- Take away 5 years
Divorced- add 10 years

"Do you have children?"

Yes (under 5) add 10 years
Yes (5-12) add 5 years
Yes (13-21) add 10 years
Yes (21+) take away 5 years
No- take away 10 years

"Do you have a tattoo?"

Yes- take away 5 years
No- add 5 years

"Do you Smoke?"

Yes- add 10 years
No- take away 2 years

"Do you partake in adult beverages?"

Yes often- add 10 years
Yes once in awhile- take away 5 years
No- add 5 years

"How many sexual partners have you had?"

1-3: take away 5 years
3-10: add 5 years
10+ : add 10 years

"How many hours asleep do you get a night?"

More than 8 hours- add 5 years.
6-8 hours- take away 5 years
Less than 6 hours- add 10 years

So my actual age is 81..... keep that in mind while you read my story about this morning

This morning went like many other mornings.... I got up at 5:15am (when my husband awoke) rolled back over and reset the alarm for 6:00am. Re woke up at 6:00am, smoked, drank coffee, got dressed and put on my make-up (in that order) I started my 45 min drive to work at 7:00am.....45 mins later as I was pulling in to work "Chopped n' Screwed" rang on my phone (what do you pray tell is that, well "the divas" I manage at my employer thought it would be great to download ring tones to my phone for each of them... TPayne and Ludacris "sings" this song, I am told, but I don't listen to rap so I will have to take their word). One of "the divas" called and said "Whatz up Alice? I thought you were going to pick me up this morning since I don't have a ride." "Shit!!! I forgot, I will be there in a minute, sorry!" I said and then pulled out of the parking lot and started over to her house.... "Supermassive Blackhole (Muse)" starts ringing on my phone (my kids baby sister) she says " Hi Alice, where are you and the kids? You told me that you will be here at 7:30am. Is Everything OK?" I cursed to myself silently since she is very religious woman and said "I'm sorry "Mary" I forgot to call you this morning, since Bill's parents will be dropping them off at 9:00am... Then "Interstate Love Song (Stone Temple Pilots)" rings on my phone one of the other "divas" is on the phone "Girrrrl, Were you at?... You were suppose to be her at 7:30." "Fuck" I said "I had to pick up one of the other "divas"... I forgot all about the cycle counts this morning".. Finally I made it to work at 8:30... I went to the local Bakery and grabbed some bagels for the "divas" and my self, while they opened the store, got back ......9:15am and "Basket Case (Green Day)" rings (the boss) " Hello Ms. Alice, I was under the impression that you and I had a meeting scheduled at 9:00am" (Shiiiit) I thought "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Boss, I thought our meeting was at 10:00am" (I totally lied, in reality I forgot ). On my way to to the meeting, I thought "Hey this would be a funny blog." On my way back from my mind numbing meeting, guess what..... no shitting you, I forgot what I was planning to blog about. It has taken me the rest of the day to figure it out. So that was my morning, I can't really blame myself, remember, I am actually 81. That is my excuse.